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‘Oh Deer’ by Tom Rainford
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mrbuffalo made this ridiciously good animation of my Muscleman character.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)…
1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…………………. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here… Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone… No Pah King
12) staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo
13) He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great… Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it….. ur dumb
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”
7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
